Charmdate Review: Top 4 Breakup Times of a Year: Are You Breaking Up With Someone this Winter? —– Ask Russian Women
Turns out, there is a high chance that you may get dumped by Russian women just before Thanksgiving.
I’m not saying that to make you sad, I’m saying that to warn you. Praemonitus, praemunitus — or if you don’t happen to speak Latin, forewarned is forearmed.
You’ve probably thought that the end of summer and early fall is the only breakup season. And you probably believe that it’s practically impossible to get dumped on Valentine’s Day.
But people are… well, cruel. There are plenty of hidden breakup hot spots, which may end your relationship for good. And the closest one is pre-Thanksgiving (there’s no definitive calendar date for pre-Thanksgiving, but it’s safe to assume that it starts just about any day now).
I’ve compiled a list of top 4 hidden breakup times of the year when your relationship might come to an end without you seeing it coming. And in most cases it makes perfect sense (though getting dumped still hurts AF).
So don’t plan a trip for two for you and your partner for any of the following dates (just in case).
Pre-Thanksgiving and Thanksgiving itself
Even the sweetest Russian women can breakup with you during the infamous pre-Thanksgiving breakup frenzy.
Although Thanksgiving is not celebrated in Russia, both Russian older women and young girls realize that it can be tough to live through the cold winter nights when love doesn’t warm you from the inside, and passion doesn’t warm you from the outside.
That’s why many hot Russian brides tend to call it quits around pre-Thanksgiving or even on Thanksgiving (cruel, yeah), especially if your affection for one another has cooled off.
However, you probably don’t have to worry about getting dumped if your relationship has only just began (or you’re having casual relationships with Russian women).
December and… Christmas
What, even Christmas?! You’ve gotta be kidding me!
That’s right. Many young and old Russian ladies are just not ready or not motivated enough to spend the winter holidays together, so the entire December and Christmas are a breakup hot spot.
In fact, data analyst David McCandless looked over 10,000 Facebook status updates a few years ago and concluded that more couples are torn apart in the two weeks before Christmas than any other time of year.
Why Christmas is a breakup season: stress levels tend to skyrocket during this time of year, holiday-present-snowflakes pressure builds up… and people end up surfing through online dating website to replace their current partner.
It also happens because hot Russian brides may want to begin the new year with a fresh start (meaning: no you hanging around).
However, if you’re just starting out to video chat with Russian girls you found on online dating websites, you will probably make it through Valentine’s Day, but…
Valentine’s Day (before, during and after)
Valentine’s Day is another breakup hot spot to watch out for.
February 14 might be the day when you’ll be watching your ex Russian wife video footage while eating your third pizza in a row, gulping it down with vodka and wiping away the tears with the back of your hand.
(It’s definitely not how you expected to spend Valentine’s Day).
You might get dumped before, during or shortly after Valentine’s Day if your wife or girlfriend realizes that you’re just not right for her.
It may have something to do with the fact that you forgot to buy her flowers. Or things may have simply not been smooth between the two of you lately.
March (the relationship-breaker)
March is by far the biggest relationship breaker, which may have something to do with the fact that the word March rhymes with démarche (a course of action).
Just kidding, it’s definitely not the reason.
The real reason why millions of couples around the world part their ways on March is mainly because March marks the end of winter and the beginning of sunny days.
The last bits of snow melt away, revealing not the most eye-pleasing things that were covered under that snow (I’m talking about dog poo, obviously), and that’s when hot Russian brides might think to themselves, “Wait, what am I even doing with this guy?”
That’s when she begins to process every fight you’ve had throughout the winter and how cold your relationship has been, and so she takes her phone and starts Googling “Russian women American men” online dating websites.
It doesn’t matter if you meet Russian women in London, California or in Moscow, if Russian women are miserable in a romantic relationship, they won’t put up with it.
So you better be good to your wife or girlfriend this upcoming winter. Oh, and… Winter is coming (yeah, a Game of Thrones reference, finally!).